Atomic Betty Porn Story: Kittens Chapter 5

Atomic Betty Porn Story: Kittens Chapter 5

Part 5

Maximus wondered just what Minimus thought had to happen because he was absolutely certain that what really had to happen, didn’t happen. “And when would that be?”

“On your last birthday party, remember?” Minimus asked.

Maximus was going to say something along the lines of ‘It couldn’t have been on my last birthday party because I haven’t celebrated my birthday for the last time yet’ but he stopped to think about it. His latest birthday party on Celebra was quite a celebration. It took place in a glamorous new over priced hotel recently opened. Betty and her crew managed to sneak in trying to get information about his plans for the next year. Sparky was disguised as a green rabbit carrying an over sized laser cannon on his back and X-5 was disguised as a pink ball with a happy face. Betty was disguised as a cat girl, no one could figure out if she was good or evil or both. The black cat claimed to be a journalist for a super villain magazine there to interview him. “Yes, I remember”

“Do you remember the newspaper the next morning?” Minimus then took a small device from his pocked with a little button on top. He pressed it and the holographic newspaper appeared, because paper papers are so low tech holograms are used.

Maximus glared at the hologram. “I thought I burned all those newspapers” Maximus snatched the little newspaper devise and stepped on it breaking it. “Stupid, gossipy, liar news paper!” The electronic newspaper’s hologram came back as soon as Maximus stopped jumping on it even if the devise was smashed against the floor as if mocking him. “Stupid headline! That sounds so wrong” He stepped on it until he hologram was permanently gone.

Minimus watched Maximus jumping up and down squishing the newspaper to dust. “But your evilness you didn’t even read the article” He said trying to calm him down.

“It’s the news paper; no one ever reads the news paper they only look at the headlines on the cover!” Maximus hit Minimus over the head again like he always did. He did have a point; just looking at the head lines was enough to bring chaos to the Galactic Guardians.

Atomic Rodger had taken the news pretty bad and it took Betty some time to make him understand that the head line did not mean what he was assuming that it meant, in the end he finally took her word for it and the entire situation made him realize that even if he thought Atomic Betty was the second most important thing in his life after his hair he realized there and then that he actually loved them both equally and that’s saying a lot.

“Ow… your evilness it wasn’t my fault Chef Bernadette was the one who did it” Minimus complained changing to his angry face.

The party was too noisy so Maximus and the disguised Atomic Betty had gone off to another room in the hotel to do the interview in which she planned to get as much information as possible about any future evil plans Maximus had. There was too much security to attempt an arrest at the moment plus too many celebrities that could be taken hostage. The best action right now was to interview Maximus and come up with a plan based on the information obtained later.

Chef Bernadette had managed to find them and kept bringing them fancy snacks to eat or as Bernadette would say ‘culinary works of art’. The chef brought some things called ‘sleeookies’ and failed to warn them that if they ate more then two of the cookie like culinary works of art they would instantly fall asleep. Technically it wasn’t poison so when Betty did a quick scan on them with her bracelet while Maximus was distracted giving a speech about himself she concluded that they were safe to eat. The food was very good and it might look a little suspicious if she didn’t try any of the snacks Chef Bernadette brought.

After eating three cookies both Atomic Betty and Maximus IQ fell asleep in their chairs about three feet away from each other while doing an innocent little interview. Betty’s holographic disguise disappeared when her bracelet ran out of batteries and the headline that came when they were found was a little strange. Betty woke up first and found Sparky and X-5 early the next morning but the reporters had already come and gone by then. They were starting to get worried about her and were happy to know she was alright.

“Atomic Betty found after sleeping with Maximus” Read the headline. Well technically it wasn’t a lie as X-5 had logically pointed out. They did fall asleep, in the same room. Of course Betty insisted that the headline and a specific part of the article was changed because they had indeed fallen asleep in the same room but people assumed a little too much when they saw that headline. Sadly the newspaper refused to change it claiming that the article was all true, but very few people actually read the article anyway. The news paper sales were the best that day even if people were only buying it for the cover page. From then on magazines and news papers everywhere followed the example and blew any innocent little misunderstanding completely out of proportion. Needless to say the Galactic Guardians were not one bit happy about it but Betty managed to convince them that it was all a misunderstanding. However she still received a warning to keep such misunderstanding to a minimum.

“It was chef Bernadette’s fault” Maximus admitted. “But if I fire the chef who would cook for me?”

Minimus went back to normal. “I read the article. There was a part that said you probably kissed Betty before and no one knew. I heard she tried to have that and the headline changed but they wouldn’t change it because it said ‘probably’ and didn’t say if it actually happened” A deadly glare from Maximus indicated that he didn’t want to hear anything else about that article nor the ones that inevitably followed based on the headline and not the content. “So what are you going to do about this your evilness?” Minimus asked going back to normal.

“Nothing Minimus, I’ll do nothing. If Atomic Betty likes me that’s her business, I’ll just pretend I don’t know” That sounded like a good enough solution to the problem. He would just continue being the villain and she would continue being the hero and that would be all there is to it. They would be professional and nothing more.

“But your evilness, what about the children?” Minimus asked.

“For the millionth time Minimus I do not have children!” Maximus screamed every word slowly hoping that it would finally sink in.

“But you kissed her! That’s why she had children!” Minimus continued insisting.

Maximus was about to hit him on the head but stopped a little confused. “Kiss? You think a woman can become pregnant from a kiss?”

“Yes, I saw” Minimus said. He took a small hand held computer from his pocket and activated a hologram. “I got this off the uninet” In the hologram two pixel heads floated back and forth. They’re lips touched when they floated towards each other. After the action was repeated five times a little pixel baby appeared. “It’s a simulator, you can feed him and take care of him and he grows a year older every day. Wanna use it for practice?”

“Idiot” Maximus said. “That’s just one of those virtual creatures, it’s just a game”

“It’s ok your evilness, maybe you meant to kiss her only four times and lost count and it just happened” Minimus attempted to get Maximus out of what he thought was denial.

Of course Maximus wasn’t willing to continue the conversation any further. He only had one stomach but his one and only stomach was annoying him more than four. “Drop the subject Minimus just drop it, I don’t want to talk about this anymore”

“But if you don’t talk about it then” Before Minimus the could finish the sentence Maximus hit him on the head at least seven or eight times before literally kicking him out of the office and closing the door.

Maximus returned to working on his plans how ever he was interrupted by an incoming call. He pressed a button on a remote control on his desk and a large screen came down in from of him from the ceiling. Not many knew his personal number so it had to be important. To his surprise an unknown alien woman appeared on the screen. “Hello! I’m the only and only Exa Jerada, future greatest journalist in the universe. I’m here to invite you to an interview right now in Celebra where we will discuss your secret romantic relationship with Atomic Betty. Of course she will be there as well. It will be held in the conference room of that same hotel where you celebrated your birthday and you and Atomic Betty had”

He shut off the screen. “She had better meant to end that sentence with ‘cookies'” He said as he immediately prepared to head for Celebra. How that gossipy journalist got his number he had no idea but he knew for sure that he had enough of those crazy rumors.

Of course Atomic Betty had also received an invitation and to keep her reputation and that of the Galactic Guardians from being seriously affected, more than it already was, she headed off to Celebra. She knew the interview would be tricky, she had the experience before and it was very unpleasant trying to make her words be taken how they were meant and not twisted around and turned into something else. She had to be very careful with how she phased things. That is the reason why she was trying to be the first one to get to the interview. If Maximus went to that interview he might loose his temper, say too much too fast and cause an even bigger misunderstanding and then the press would have more false evidence for the universe to misunderstand.

The Starcruiser was approaching planet Celebra when they spotted Maximus’s ship and sent a communication link. “What are you doing here?” Maximus asked.

“I’m here to stop the rumors and I assume you’re here for the same reason?” Betty asked.

“Stop the rumors? I thought you started them. I was here to blow up Celebra but then I changed my mind and decided not to blow it up because that might look as if I’m… trying to hide something” Maximus explained.

“I didn’t start the rumors! Why would I start such rumors?” Betty yelled annoyed. How could he think she would say such things?

“Because” He stopped. He had decided before not to touch the subject of her supposed secret crush and he would not bring that up.

“Because of what?” Betty insisted.

“Because I heard a rumor that you started those rumors!” That sounded a lot better in his head but Maximus had to come up with something to say.

“Can we change the subject?” Sparky requested. “It’s just that I’m getting those mental images again, you know which ones chief”

“Sorry Sparky but we need to prepare for the interview to avoid having every word be used to produce more rumors” Betty explained.

“What is he talking about?” Maximus asked curiously.

“What he means to say is that his thoughts keep showing him mental pictures of” X-5 started but Betty interrupted.

“You don’t want to know” She said truthfully.

Maximus blinked. “I’ll take your word for that…”

To be Continued

Notes: Some OOCness is inevitable in this kind of weird fanfic. Part 6 is the weirdest one in my opinion. In case someone missed it, Sparky was disguised as Jazz from Jazz Jackrabbit, it’s a game. X-5 was disguised as Kirby and Betty was disguised as cat woman. Sleeookies stands for sleep cookies. The pixel baby Minimus found is a virtual baby a friend had. I used to have a dinosaur, a fish and two classic tamagotchis.

Disclaimer: I do not own Atomic Betty.

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