Atomic Betty Porn Story: Kittens Chapter 6

Atomic Betty Porn Story: Kittens Chapter 6

Part 6

Suddenly a request for a three way call was received. It had to be about the interview. Once the call was accepted Exa appeared on Betty’s and Maximus’s screens. “I’m so glad you’re both here but please don’t just float there in the atmosphere. It’s not like you’re planning an act to trick our viewers into thinking it’s all just a rumor so you can continue your little romance secretly” She ended her call there after catching only a glimpse of the deadly glares coming from just about everyone in both ships.

If they waited any longer things would be harder to clear up so both ships landed and they headed to the conference room immediately. They had an entire talk show stage set up. Betty, Sparky, X-5, Maximus and Minimus were seated in a long overly fluffy fancy couch; they were all allowed to stay even if the questions were only directed at Betty and Maximus. Exa Jerada sat behind a desk beside them holding a few index cards. The interview started well enough with ‘easy’ questions. Exa asked about their opinions on various subjects. The entire interview was starting to look a little random but soon enough slowly the true purpose of those first questions would start to show.

“The next question is for Maximus” Exa said. “If you made a choice but later realized there was a better thing to do would you change your plans?” The hidden question here was ‘if you decided to be evil but fell I love with someone good would you become good?’ If he answered how Exa wanted him to she could use his answer against him when she asked the real question in the second part of the interview.

Maximus was completely clueless about how that question could possibly be used against him so he had answered truthfully. “Of course I would. I’ll always go with the best choice, isn’t it obvious?” He had answered many seemingly harmless questions truthfully and logically, he was falling for the trap.

“Of course, I absolutely agree” Exa said. He was answering exactly what she had intended, Betty on the other hand was herder to trick.

Betty bit her lip to try to keep herself from screaming Maximus head off. How could he not notice the obvious trap? His ego was too big and he wasn’t being careful with his words. So far he had made countless mistakes that may appear to be harmless but could and would be used against him in the near future. This wasn’t a regular interview, this was a media war. So far Betty had only made one mistake because she just couldn’t avoid it. She was asked if she thought people made mistakes and deserved a second change. If she answered yes it would be used against her to fuel the rumor claiming that she gave Maximus that second chance and if she said no then that would just make her look bad and Exa would probably find some way to use it against her anyway. She had answered yes but stressed that it depends on what that mistake was, it was all she could do with that question. Other than that her answers were too neutral to be used against her.

Finally it was time to take a break. Sparky had his eyes on a table full of donuts in all the colors and textures for some time now but he couldn’t leave while the camera was off. “Hey chief, looks like the interview will go well. Let’s go celebrate with donuts!” Sparky said staring hungrily at what he thought was a slog worm filling donut with caramel frosting. The green alien was also clueless as to just how badly the interview was going.

“I’m sorry to say that this is going terrible” Betty informed him frustrated. “And it’s all your fault!” She added pointing at Maximus.

“What are you talking about? I didn’t start this!” Maximus thought about it for a moment. “It was you, wasn’t it?” He said pointing at Sparky.

“I didn’t!” Sparky defended himself but then he gave it a little more thought. “Oh, no I might have started it by accident if someone heard me… I didn’t do it on purpose chief! I’m sorry!”

“It’s ok Sparky, It’s not your fault” Betty said.

“There is a zero point zero, zero, zero, one in ten thousand five hundred and eighty seven trillion chance that the rumors will be proven wrong in this interview” X-5 stated his accurate statistics.

“Aw, are you having a lover spat?” Exa annoyingly said as she walked by the group.

“That’s it!” Maximus pulled a laser gun out of his sleeve and aimed it at Exa. She eeped and threw her hands in the air.

“Maximus no!” Betty yelled in a tone similar to what she used on Purrsey when she wanted him to know that he would be in trouble if he did something. “If you hurt her people will assume you have something to hide and we’re here to prove that there is nothing to hide” She logically explained.

“Fine!” Point taken Maximus angrily hid his laser gun and glared daggers at Exa, no literally but he sure wished he could.

“Wow you sure have your boyfriend well trained, he follows orders and everything!” Exa said with a high pitched laugh which of course made Maximus angry. He looked like he wanted to rip her head off with his claws but Betty stopped him. If they were to get Exa to admit she started those lies she had to be alive. Beside Betty was a Galactic Guardian there to protect people and make sure criminals paid for their evil deeds. Exa Jerada would have a big lawsuit to face after she was proven a liar and there was no way Betty would let her escape that after all completely loosing credibility was a journalist’s worse nightmare.

After Exa walked off with that annoying high pitched laugh Betty tried to keep everyone calm and organize a plan. “We need a strategy here. X-5 access all the official databases you can and find information about Exa Jerada”

“Right away captain” X-5 went to do his part of the plan. Maybe he would find some useful information about Exa that they could use to defend themselves with even if it was only by questioning her credibility.

Betty continued. “Sparky, stop staring at the donuts and ask people around here what they know about Exa”

“Got it chief!” Sparky saluted and ran off.

“Listen Maximus you have to” Before Betty could inform him of the many mistakes he had made in his answers and give him some useful advice Exa returned and interrupted.

“Are you all better now? That’s good. Are you going to kiss and make up or should I say out?” Exa annoyingly asked.

Before Maximus could scream every insult in the known universe at Exa Betty stepped forward between them. “Actually Minimus has something to tell you” She stepped back and pushed Minimus forward. “I’m going to walk around and stretch my legs after sitting there for so long but I’ll be back for the next part of the interview” She looked at Maximus and added. “That’s what I was telling Maximus when you came by and he was saying that he wanted to go look around the conference room” She walked off leaving everyone, except Exa who knew it was an excuse, very confused. The annoying gossipy journalist decided to play along anyway and go after them later to catch in as bad a situation as possible.

After standing there staring off into space for a few seconds Maximus finally caught the hint. “I’m going to look around the conference room now. Minimus stay here and tell Exa what you were going to tell her and take your time!” So he left his little sidekick to keep Exa busy.

Maximus walked around the overly large conference room filled with people there for the gossip for a while before he was pulled into a dark passage way that let to an oddly located cleaning equipment closet. “Sshh! Quiet!” Betty whispered.

“What do you want” Maximus also whispered.

“Listen you have to be more careful about what you say because she’ll use it against you and if she makes you contradict yourself even once no one will believe you anymore” Betty explained.

“I wouldn’t be in this mess if it weren’t for that secret crush and Sparky” Maximus whispered angrily. He realized too late that he said too much.

“What crush?” Betty asked wondering if there was another part of the rumor that she hasn’t head of or worse yet what if Maximus did have a crush on her?

“Forget it” Maximus said trying to stay firm in his decision to pretend he didn’t know she liked him. If he brought up the subject she might start to talk about it and there were some things he didn’t want to know.

Needless to say Betty was slightly confused by this. “What are you talking about? If you have any information, tell me” She had to know for sure even if it was so awkward and strange. She couldn’t avoid the subject forever it was best to solve this issue now before it grew.

“I… don’t have anything to tell you” He said stepping back or at least trying to since the space was so small in the closet where they hid to talk without anyone spying. “I was just saying that this is all Sparky’s fault, he made up the rumors!”

“Don’t speak so loudly or Exa will come and develop more odd inaccurate theories about why we’re talking in a cleaning equipment closet! This isn’t Sparky’s fault! It was a misunderstanding, he didn’t mean for this to happen” Betty said annoyed.

Maximus finally lost his patience. “No one meant for this to happen but the point here is that it happened!” He yelled.

The door was opened by Exa who had left Minimus talking by himself and an electronic broom fell on the floor. “Sorry to interrupt but it’s time to continue the interview” That last thing she head sounded so wrong in her mind, she loved it, she loved any kind of information that brought misery to the interviewees and fame and fortune to her. Good thing she recorded it. “I’ve heard people say ‘get a room’ but I’m never heard anyone say ‘get a closet'” Then there was that annoying high pitched laugh again.

Maximus hissed and showed his sharp feline claws. For just a moment his ancient ancestor’s instincts took over and he was ready to jump on Exa and pull her head off, however he tripped on the electronic broom that was on the floor and due to the limited space made Betty trip also while she was trying to stop him from decapitating Exa. They fell on the floor on top of each other and Exa took a picture with a small camera she took out of her purse which she never appeared to let go of then she ran away back to the set.

Maximus quickly got up and was about to chase after Exa. Betty attempted to get up quickly to stop him but all the cleaning supplies fell on her like an avalanche and she only managed to grab his tail which made Maximus jump higher than she thought possible almost banding his head on the ceiling. He looked like Purrsey when he was scared only more frightened. “Calm down!” Betty yelled finally getting up.

“Calm down yourself!” Maximus yelled back. He stomped away complaining about something she didn’t quite catch but included the words ‘invasion of personal space’ or something like that.

They returned to the interview where every possible trick question was thrown at them. This time it was just Betty, Maximus and Minimus there since X-5 and Sparky were off collecting information about Exa Jerada. “Stop the interview!” X-5 suddenly yelled arriving on the set.

“We have found Exa Jerada!” Sparky announced pointing to a blue alien woman who came running right behind them.

Everyone gasped when they saw the Exa look alike and no one knew which one was the real one.

“I am the real Exa Jerada!” The new Exa said. “Chameleon had the nerve to tie me up and lock in a random hotel room closet”

“That’s true” Sparky confirmed. “We found her”

Thinking it would be pointless to continue Chameleon changed back. “Yes it’s me! I took Exa’s place to ruin your reputations and get revenge on both of you! That’s what you get for ruining my evil plans” He said pointing and Betty then he pointed at Maximus. “And that’s what you get for not letting me be your sidekick”

“Chameleon you are under arrest” Betty yelled firing a paralyzing laser from her bracelet. Chameleon avoided it by changing into an alien creature very similar to a little mouse so the beam passed above his head and missed.

“You almost ruined my reputation as a super villain!” As Maximus glared his eyes appeared to be glowing a little.

Chameleon gulped and stepped back away from the angry feline. Betty noticed and grinned. “Your choice Chameleon, be arrested or decapitated”

Chameleon kept stepping back fearfully as he realized that he didn’t have an emergency plan if he was discovered. So he did the only thing he could do, he ran away. The Galactic Guardians, the villain and the sidekick chased after him. Chameleon crawled into a hole on the wall Maximus attempted to reach in but the hole was too deep. The super villain stayed there for a while hissing angrily and scratching at the wall before yelling at Minimus to go get Chameleon out. Of course the hole was too small for Minimus but Maximus tried to push him in anyway.

“That’s enough I’ll get him out” Betty said producing a little robotic claw from her bracelet small enough to fit in the hole however she couldn’t find Chameleon. “I don’t think he’s in there anymore” She concluded disappointed.

“He got away?” Maximus asked. “How dare he get away before I could destroy him!” After throwing a temper tantrum he realized everyone was looking at him and tried to calm down.

“Despite the horrible kidnapping experience today had been a good day” Exa Jerada commented while taking notes. She saw all eyes on her and laughed nervously. “Relax, I shall write nothing but the truth”

It had been a very long day. Maximus and Minimus, who had a very big headache, left before more annoying reporters arrived. Soon after Betty, Sparky and X-5 returned to the Galactic Guardians Head Quarters and informed Admiral Degill about what happened.

Everything appeared to be improving until the next morning’s news paper. That’s when Betty realized that they had forgotten all about that picture Chameleon took in the closet and apparently Exa found it. So much for clearing up that misunderstanding…

The End

Notes: This was originally going to be a two part story but I kept getting ideas from the reviews and it turned into this. Reviewing does count! Special thanks to everyone who reviewed! (hands out cookies) They’re not sleeookies just in case anyone’s wondering. XD It’s the end of this fanfic but not the end of the rumors, can those ever be ended? I’ll have more funny fics for everyone in my return. I’m moving and will be internet less for a while but I shall return with lots of updates, promise.

Disclaimer: I do not own Atomic Betty.

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