Atomic Betty Porn Story: Close Yet Far – Chapter 1

Atomic Betty Porn Story: Close Yet Far – Chapter 1

Summary: Searching for new evil ideas Maximus came very close to discovering Atomic Betty’s secret home planet without even knowing how close he was. (one-shot)

Maximus IQ was in the office area of his lair reviewing some evil plans that, to be perfectly honest bored him badly. He was tired of the same evil plans and felt he needed inspiration to come up with something more evil. “Minimus!” He yelled suddenly standing up pushing the papers away to a corner of the desk.

As expected the portable underling, Minimus PU, came running. “Yes your evilness?” Without a word Maximus promptly hit his sidekick on the head. “What did I do now?” His angry face asked once his head stopped spinning.

“Nothing, I just felt like hitting something to see if that gave me an idea of something evil to do, but it didn’t work” Maximus replied sounding bored. “Maybe I didn’t hit you hard enough…” He added thoughtfully.

At those words Minimus covered his head and closed his eyes waiting for the hit that never came. Instead Maximus had ignored him and was now standing by the large glass window looking into the depths of space. He saw part of Jupiter near by and beyond that he knew there was a blue planet. The planet had a bit of white at the north and south and several green shapes that appeared to fit together like a puzzle. The living creatures of that planet had not yet established contact outside of their world or so he had heard. “What was the name of that planet, the blue one that’s near by?”

“Earth?” Minimus asked unsure if that was the planet he was talking about.

“Yes Earth… Strange name for a planet and at the same time somewhat unoriginal” He walked away from the window glancing at his desk where all the evil plans still were waiting to be approved or disapproved. Deciding that he didn’t want to deal with evil plans at the moment Maximus left the office. “Come Minimus”

Minimus obediently followed as if he was Maximus’s pet. “Where are we going your evilness?” Minimus asked curiously with his normal face of course. His alter ego didn’t seem to care and mentally reminded the other Minimus that regardless of the place and time Maximus would be bossing him around as usual so there was not real difference from going somewhere or staying there.

“Earth” Maximus casually said as if it was a common daily decision to go visit a planet that has no outside contact.

“But your evilness the inhabitants of Earth will get scared and point at us and say we’re aliens and there will be a huge panic then they’ll send out their primitive armies after us and capture us and take us to some secret underground laboratories and perform strange and unusual experiments on us!” Minimus warned.

Maximus rolled his eyes as he made his way to his ship. “Don’t be ridiculous Minimus that only happens in movies. Besides I might get some good evil ideas by visiting new places” Regardless of his warning Minimus boarded the ship and they took off to Earth in search of evil inspiration. Earth is relatively close taking into consideration their advanced technology it’s only a few minutes away. “Beam me down; I’ll contact the ship when I need to return”

“You’re going by yourself your evilness?” Minimus asked surprised.

“That’s the problem with evil inspiration you have to find it yourself it’s not like you can send find someone to get it for you. Now beam me down” Maximus answered impatiently.

Minimus beamed him down to Earth and for a moment his evil side thought about taking off and leaving Maximus stranded in this supposedly uncivilized planet but his other half protested claiming that he couldn’t just abandon the boss in such a dangerous place. In the end it was that half that won the argument so Minimus stayed waiting for Maximus to contact him when he found the evil inspiration he was searching for needed and got over his villain block.

As soon as he was beamed down in the parking lot of a super market several people looked in his direction after all it’s not every day that a human sized cat appears out of no where and there happens to be a space ship hovering over him. How ever there were no screams of panic but instead the people had assumed the guy in the cat suit was there because of something related to publicity. Several people clapped at his entrance and wondered how it was possible that the cat looked so real.

Maximus directed an odd look at the strange people clapping at him but feeling a mayor ego boost he concluded that even those low tech creatures knew the future ruler of the universe when they saw him. He made his way towards a building and people pointed at him as he walked but they also smiled. Usually people are scared to see a super villain so close by but those primitive beings were happy? Perhaps what they lack in technology they have in instinct that allows them to sense his superior power. Ignoring the random creatures pointing and the smaller specimens that followed him around pointing and saying ‘kitty’ over and over again he made his way toward the front of the building where he saw a primitive blue vending machine. There was a picture of a bottle containing a brownish liquid. “Pepsi” He read.

The machine had a space that he assumed was used to insert some sort of card. A drawing of a rectangle with some symbols and words on it was right above that space. Maybe it was some kind of primitive currency. Bellow that there was a space about the size of a coin and since even super villains like souvenirs he placed a coin on the machine and waited. Of course his coin was not of Earth’s currency but it was similar in size so the machine accepted it and little glowing numbers appeared inside a black square that showed a zero before. Maximus placed another coin in the machine wondering how many it took for something to happen, the numbers changed once more but nothing else happened.

He noticed several buttons with colorful labels below the glowing numbers. The word Pepsi was repeated on the labels that were slightly different. “Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Twist, Diet Pepsi Twist, Pepsi Blue, Diet Pepsi Blue, Vanilla Pepsi, Diet Vanilla Pepsi” He read each of the labels finally deciding to press the button labeled ‘Vanilla Pepsi.’ A bottle of this vanilla Pepsi substance fell at an opening at the bottom of the machine. He picked it up and looked at it. He also noticed that a larger group of those low tech beings had gathered around and were carefully watching his actions. Maybe they wanted to learn something from his superior intellect.

When he first saw the liquid it had a bit of cream-whiteish colored substance at the top with tiny bubbles now it was gone and all that was left was the brownish liquid that appeared to be more stable at the moment. He removed the cap wondering if he should be drinking such a strange unknown substance. He smelled the contents of the bottle, it didn’t smell like anything toxic but he didn’t know if it was even meant to be a drink. That’s when he noticed one of the low tech beings was drinking the liquid from a bottle just like that one while smiling and making strange poses. The creature appeared to be a young female of the species about the same age as Atomic Betty. Of course Atomic Betty couldn’t possibly be related to this planet after all being not only a Galactic Guardian but the best Galactic Guardian she couldn’t possibly come from such a low tech semi-uncivilized planet and besides this wasn’t the only planet that had living beings similar to her species.

The young girl kept making posses and drinking the liquid. She had dark hair in a high pony tail and her face was painted in several colors, blue over the eyes, red in her mouth and pink on her cheeks. Maybe she was trying to communicate. Maximus’s natural curiosity finally got the best of him and he drank the liquid, it tasted pretty good, he would have to send it for analysis so that the recipe was deciphered and Chef Bernadette could prepare this drink and make it even better if not he would have to obtain it directly from this planet. People started clapping and cheering simply because he drank the liquid which made Maximus already big ego turn bigger.

He was about to enter the building to investigate when he saw it. A fluffy creature ran out of the building with something on its mouth. He assumed the creature was some kind of pet on that planet. The thing it carried reminded him of Admiral Degill except it was a different color. “Purrsey I told you to wait in the car!” A blonde adult female said as she chased the creature into a primitive transport vehicle. That’s when the evil inspiration came. The scent of the thing the creature carried was familiar, it smelled like planet Aqua. This was the time to pursue his secret goal of being a pet care expert and be evil all at the same time. It was perfect; he would turn the aquians into pet food and make millions along the way!

He walked back to the center of the parking lot followed by several small specimens that repeated the word ‘kitty’ over and over. Maximus assumed that ‘kitty’ was their way of saying ‘supreme ruler’ or something like that. Once in position under his ship he informed Minimus to beam him up leaving a group of semi-civilized beings clapping and cheering. He didn’t notice that just as he was beamed up Betty came out of the super market pushing a shopping cart full of bags. She didn’t notice Maximus either since the large bags were in the way.

The next day in school Noah told Betty about the publicity stunt Pepsi had done at the supermarket while they walked to their lockers on the way out. Sadly she had missed it because Purrsey snuck into the super market and stole a fish. Her mother ran after him leaving her to bring the groceries which consisted of mostly cat food and cat threats, to the car. “That’s too bad you missed it. You should have seen it, there was a guy dressed like a cat that came down to the parking lot in a helicopter that was shaped like a space ship. He went to the Pepsi vending machine and drank some Vanilla Pepsi. Everyone was watching, I wonder if they had hidden cameras and were filming a new commercial?”

“Maybe they were and I missed it because of Purrsey” Just as Betty spoke Penelope walked by.

“It’s a good thing you weren’t there or Pepsi would have to edit you out! I on the other hand will look great if they make that into a commercial. I wouldn’t be surprised if they choose me as the next Pepsi Spokeswoman” Penelope continued walking down the hall as her annoying high pitch laugh echoed while she imagined herself in place of all those famous artists that had done commercials for Pepsi before.

“You should have seen Penelope” Noah said smiling as soon as she was gone. “She kept posing with a Vanilla Pepsi bottle trying to get the actor’s attention and she had so much make up on she looked like a clown” They both laughed at this. “I wonder if they’re going to make cats part of their image or something” Noah wondered. “The strange thing is the cat was dressed in red and Coke has red cans”

“Maybe there’s a story behind it” Betty said thinking up a story to go with that theory. “Once upon a time there was an alien cat who was a lot nicer than Purrsey will ever be and he lived in a Coke factory. The cat was very sad because he didn’t like Coke so one day he escaped in his space ship and went in search of something new to drink. In his journey he found a vending machine and sensed the presence of a delicious drink inside it so he tried it and finally ended his quest victoriously. He had found a drink he likes”

“That’s a good story” Noah said. “Maybe you should be a science fiction writer” He remembered her diary which contained made up space stories, those were interesting. The strange thing was that the cat disguise that actor was wearing looked a lot like one of the characters Betty described in her story book diary, Maximus IQ, of course that was just a coincidence.

“Thanks, maybe I will write a few stories sometime” Betty said as they left the school building and walked home.

“I used the vending machine after the crowed cleared up and I got this strange coin as change” Noah said reaching into his pocket and showing Betty an unusual coin.

Betty looked at the coin, she thought she had seen that currency somewhere before, then it came to her. That was the currency used on Splatty but why would there be such a coin on Earth? Wait a minute… A cat dressed in red, could that be Maximus IQ? No, no it couldn’t possibly be him, why would he come to Earth and not blow it up? Why would he come to Earth at all? The coin’s similarity was just a coincidence. “Maybe that coin is part of some kind of promotion”

“Yeah I guess that must be it” Noah agreed turning the coin to the other side where there was a cat’s face printed and the word Splatty right above it with a small number bellow which was actually a universal year number.

The next day Maximus attacked Aqua and tried to turn its inhabitants into pet food. Of course He never found out he had actually set foot on Atomic Betty’s secret home planet. Betty convinced herself that the coin and the cat were just an odd coincidence and Penelope spent endless hours watching commercials and never saw the one she was looking for.

The End

Notes: Maximus almost blew up the Earth without knowing it was Betty’s home planet, the music that saved Coolosia was coming from Earth and he saw Earth in Betty’s dream but didn’t recognize it. I thought maybe he could go to Earth, Betty is near by and he still doesn’t find out that’s her planet so this ficlet came. The order of the episodes is a little off but hey it’s fanfiction so there can be a few changes. As you might have guessed I like drinking Pepsi, my favorite things sometimes make little cameos in my fanfics and as far as I know ffnet has nothing against mentioning the names of drinks in fanfiction. XD Review!

Disclaimer: I do not own Atomic Betty. I do not own Pepsi and I do not own Coke.

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